lesliecrusher:

alright dudebro i went to high school with

i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status

and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros

and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend

i see all these things

but nothing changes the fact that in the seventh grade i caught you jacking off next to me in history class on the day we watched that documentary on nude male sculptures in ancient greece

picturesofmorganfreeman:

nuggits2:

did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

 #unless you’re batman